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Trident: Featherlight Shell, British Breeze's Best Mate.
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The Vector Wading Jacket: Your Ace in the Hole, Waterproof and Ready for the River.
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Women's Charter GORE-TEX: Conquer the elements in effortless style, a waterproof wonder.
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Pisces Season Chic: The Ultimate Jacket for the Water Sign Woman.
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Blustery Britain's Best: Weather Watch Jacket - Brave the Elements in Style and Comfort.
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Script Hoodie: Your next favourite everyday essential.
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